Hello and well Met AOD friends/family/WHO THE HELL BROUGHT A MARMOSET?Dammit...I TOLD You RedKnight,leave Your dates OUT of the clan,OUT,of,theCLAN...Sigh..SPFK...now get some paper towels and clean up that snail trail...not sure why it's oozing anyhow,but I DONT WANT TO KNOW. JFC on crutch
Ahem. Sorry bout that. Anyhow,It's Your old friend Rubble,Desert Rat,Ground attack specialist,part time sage,full time idget. Here to turn in My final report on 2022 and the happenings in Sin city.
Things aren't too bad here in the land of slots n bots. We have self-driving robot cars hauling people all over the strip, I drove limo for several months and rediscovered that,overall,people are NOT my favorite animal and we suck. Most of us dont swallow though and that makes us HORRIBLE people,HORRIBLE. "Im looking at you Hare...'
I've given up Professional driving for a career. I drove the big trucks,lil trucks,busloads of tourfucks,and did test driving for a worldwide known brand. Quite honestly,I've got enough miles in and I'd like to return to something that not only am I damned good at,but I get quite a bit of personal satisfaction from. So,I'm going back into medicine.(wait,they're gonna give Rubble a NEEDLE?) Yep. I was a paramedic many moons ago,and actually finished/passed Nursing school. However,I'm taking a bit of a different path this time. I will be starting out in Licensed pratical nursing while studying radiology. I will end up,in 7yrs time a interventional radiologist. Simply put,When RedKnight has his eleventy fifth cardiac event,they'll bring him into My cath lab,and I'll be the guy providing the pictures so the dr's can place the stent to open his two sizes too small heart,and allow blood flow to return to his lil peanut head. Interventional radiology also plays a large part in cancer care,and being a survivor,that is near and dear to My own lil black cloaked heart.
My two kids are both now Mothers,My oldest grandbaby is 3 in feb and already knows a few new words thanks to PopPop. My Youngest became a mother 5 mos ago and That lil prince will be similarly loved,spoiled,and shown how to properly emplace a claymore for home protection. As one does.
My two bonus kids are now adults. Emmet is 18,graduated in June,and currently trying to figure out their ass from a hole in the ground. They've got a great job,awesome friends,and are a hell of a kid. Noa turned 21 this month,and found out that Rum makes him puke,beer makes him gassy,and that he prefers Herbal remedies,as it were. More power to Him. Also a good job and a decent Young Man. Starts college soon to become a teacher.
Oh,and not to forget. My wonderful mate,Christina,got engaged on Dec 23rd...Yep. Rub's getting hitched. I presented her with a ring made of two mt dew can tabs,a bread tie from orowheat,and a LED light I stole from a out of service Metro cop car. Once the security from Denny's stopped pepper spraying up,we got out of the fountain and people applauded and were VERY kind. In actuality,it was a fairly intimate moment in which I quite honestly,was terrified. I knew she'd say yes,however...that finality,ya know?Anywhom. We were sitting,talking earlier this evening and She starts with "Honey,we need to talk" now ANYONE who's ever heard that immediately thinks "oh shit..what'd I break,say,do,forget to do,wheres the dog,hows the kids,OMG WHERES THE KID-oh,there they are' she continues with 'Now that we have our save the date card picked out,I need addresses from Your fam and friends so We can send out invites,dont forget your clan!'. This woman remebered YOU guys. She's heard alot about You. Been 9 years or so now and Ya'll been through it with Me. Soooooo. Dec 16th,2023,We're holding a Luau/Commitment ceremony in Vegas. Yep,a luau,in December...A Latino/Irish,luau...in December,in Vegas. Makes PERFECT sense. The theme is "Awkwardly Majestic' and we're running with it like Forrest Gump ran across 'Murica. Ya'll are invited. We're getting a deal on a block of rooms in one of the hotels OFF STRIP. Repeat,our wedding WILL NOT BE in a strip location. No Sir. Vegas is a town of venues. Those who RSVP here will need to get w/Me to send their addresses so We can send out a card with all the deet's and such. We'll get You in touch w/our travel co-ordinator as far as rooms and such. We're gonna reserve a block of rooms,and You'll pay the rest of the cost. Should be pretty reasonable and a hell of a time. We're expecting some 200 people in family alone,of which You all are included. Bring the kids,bring the wife,hell bring RedKnight (leashed and muzzled,please,per local pet regulations). We're gonna have a full island feast,great tunes,a wonderful space,and our friends n family there.
So I buried the lede so to speak,but Thats the reason for this post. Giving ya'll plenty of lead time to plan a trip to vegas and spend one night with Rubble and the fams celebrating love and friendship. We'll feed ya,entertain ya,git ya drunk,and pack ya off to Your reasonably priced,well appointed room. We'd love to see some of you there and hope You can attend
Dec 16th,2020
Las Vegas Nv
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Get ahold of RedKnight if Ya need My personal email or contact info digits. CelticDeth has My # as well
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